Ph.D. in Love
(Pat Robinson, Le Roy Marinell)
Cold showers, hot tea
Mega dose of vitamin C
Even tried mama's favorite recipe
But the fever keeps risin'
Another pill ain't what you need
Baby my prescription's guaranteed
When everything else fails, I succeed
I can stop all your cryin'
They call me the doctor … Ph.D. in love
Call me the doctor … let me slip into my gloves
They call me the doctor … use my bag o' stuff
Got my Ph.D. in love
A simple case of atrophy
Don't call for open heart surgery
Just a couple of hours with me
Guarantee you'll be smilin'